This Is My Life

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:46:13 -0400

bromanceshmomance: APPARENTLY the boys will be doing a radio interview with the Bert Show tomorrow...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 05:35:47 -0400

APPARENTLY the boys will be doing a radio interview with the Bert Show tomorrow in Atlanta.

Lemme just reminisce about the old interview Harry and Niall did with Bert last summer which is one of my favorites tbh. It’s the one where Harry almost said “my boyfriend” on camera when talking about getting his driver’s license. (x)

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 05:35:05 -0400

luxurycruisinglarry: princessandhisprince: haroldfucktommo: “N...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 05:34:23 -0400

luxurycruisinglarry:

princessandhisprince:

haroldfucktommo:

“No Louis for you tonight.”

NO LOUIS FOR YOU TONIGHT IS THE WORST THING LOUIS COULD SAY TO HARRY THAT’S WHY HE DID IT PROPERLY OMFG

I don’t care I already have reblogged this i am doing it again

sweaterpawz: laurahoran15: sweaterpawz: BUT ALSO NIALL. NIALL IS SO LOYAL AND SUCH A GOOD FRIEND...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 05:33:54 -0400

sweaterpawz:

laurahoran15:

sweaterpawz:

BUT ALSO NIALL. NIALL IS SO LOYAL AND SUCH A GOOD FRIEND HE GOES TO EVERYONES PARTIES AND HE MADE THOSE DUMB CRAZY MOFO T-SHIRTS JUST FOR THE FANS AND ALL THE THINGS HE DOES ARE SO CUTE AND ENDEARING AND HE JUST LIKES TO HAVE FUN AND IS JUST A BALL OF SUNSHINE AND HE TWEETS THE DUMBEST THINGS AND ITS SO CUTE AND NIALL IS SO AMAZING

He’s also phenomiNIALL ;)

penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:10:58 -0400

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

"It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress..."

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:57:28 -0400

“It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you’ve built up around your mind and let them inside.”

- (via psych-facts)

peaing: this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute even the top of ur inner thigh where...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:32:26 -0400

peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

psst

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:28:09 -0400

♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you

* = just delete your tumblr already

æ = Post a picture of yourself

$ = You’re awesome

# = I love your blog

@ = You’re beautiful

+ = i hate you.

% = You’re ugly

<3 = I want to fuck you

& = I wish we were close

~ = I wish we were friends in real life

? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

! = You inspire me

sweetserendipitatiousness: adriannahateseverything: theblacksy...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:26:01 -0400

sweetserendipitatiousness:

adriannahateseverything:

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

I would love to see this develop into something. Someone please recognize him.

That’s pathetic.

forever-lucker: this song though »>

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:25:01 -0400

forever-lucker:

this song though »>

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:24:48 -0400

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

fudgedeelight: hate-my-human: secretcallgirl: kokilax: random...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:38:02 -0400

fudgedeelight:

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

let’s make this more accessible. please.

great-wonder: daydreamersfictions: At age 17, she wants to be...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:31:43 -0400

great-wonder:

daydreamersfictions:

At age 17, she wants to be an animator.
At age 20, she´s an animator.
At age 29, she´s still an animator, people loves her for what she does.
At age 35, she and her husband celebrate 10 years happily together.
At age 40, her first born is an adult- handsome man/beautiful woman.
At age 50, we´re grand parents now.
At age 55, she wacthes her own fairytales in the TV with her grand children.
At age 60, she´s so glad that she didn´t give up.

Bless you^^^

blotthis: BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:29:22 -0400

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

drunktrophywife: If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:26:30 -0400

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

we-are-the-freaks-and-geeks: ^^…or “I like messing with your...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:25:03 -0400

we-are-the-freaks-and-geeks:

^^…or “I like messing with your head and I’m trying to hit that”

Every show I've ever watched ever

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:23:24 -0400

chronic-genderbender:

Mom:

Me:

because-yolo: sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND SHE SAID “YOU...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:22:09 -0400

because-yolo:

sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND SHE SAID “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS MONEY IN A SAFE PLACE” SO I WENT TO HER EAR AND WHISPERED “IN MY BUTTHOLE” AND I GUESS THE BANK LADY HEARD ME BECAUSE SHE STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND SHE COULDN’T STOP

tits-n-t4ts: We’re actually the first generation that is more likely to die before our parents due...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:21:00 -0400

tits-n-t4ts:

We’re actually the first generation that is more likely to die before our parents due to depression and suicide.
How glad r u that ur a fkin 90’s kid now